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# 1

Maine ek chote bache se pocha

Kon se school mein jaate ho?

Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!

lol


 

# 2

THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..

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1- "A Sleeping Baby."

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2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"

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And The Third Most Innocent Face;

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3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha

Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D


 

# 3

~SOLID INSULT~


"When I See Your Face,

There is Not A Thing

That

I Would Change..

Except The Direction

I Am Walking In.. :-D


 

# 4

Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,

Magar,,

Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya

Aaj Bhi

Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D


 

# 5


THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..

.

'

1- "A Sleeping Baby."

:

2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"

;

And The Third Most Innocent Face;

;

3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha

Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D


 

# 6

I Cried When I Failed

In 2 Subjects,

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But

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.

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.

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.

I laughed When I Came To

Know My Friend Failed In 4

Subjects... ;-) :-P


 

# 7

Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K

Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..

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Up



Up



Up



Up



Up


Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko

Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,

Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!


 

# 8

Maine ek chote bache se pocha

Kon se school mein jaate ho?

Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!


 

# 9

Apni DP dekhain

Phir apni chaira Mirror me dekhain

Ab Faisla karein

Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)


 

# 10

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi


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. . . . . . . .


Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …


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Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D


 

# 11

Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun?

Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.


 

# 12

Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!


 

# 13

Father 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?

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Son: Ya Father, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D


 

# 14

Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..


Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D


 

# 15

Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai..

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"Idhar b Sitam ho Gaya,

Udar b Sitam ho Gaya."

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Msg Delete ker Do, Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.


 

# 16

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi


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. . . . . . . .


Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …


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Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D


 

# 17

Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,


Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,


Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..


Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,


K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D


 

# 18

Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??


Admi: 30,000 Ka..


Pathan Heran Ho Ker:


O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D


 

# 19

Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..


Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:

"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.


Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.

uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??


Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D


Hahhaha


 

# 20

Syllabus Of 1998..

A For APPLE..

B For BALL..

C For Cow..

D For DOG..

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Syllabus Of 2018..

A For AATA..

B For BIJLI..

C For CHEENI..

& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D

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