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FUNNY SMS MESSAGES # 1 Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:   # 2 Syllabus Of 1998.. A For APPLE.. B For BALL.. C For CAT.. D For DOG.. . . Syllabus Of 2018.. A For AATA.. B For BIJLI.. C For CHEENI.. & D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D   # 3 Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.   # 4 SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)   # 5 Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.   # 6 Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.   # 7 Maine ek chote bache se p...

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES # 1 Maine ek chote bache se pocha Kon se school mein jaate ho? Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai! lol   # 2 THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D   # 3 ~SOLID INSULT~ "When I See Your Face, There is Not A Thing That I Would Change.. Except The Direction I Am Walking In.. :-D   # 4 Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le, Magar,, Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya Aaj Bhi Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D   # 5 THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D   # 6 I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 4 Subjects... ;-) :-P   # 7 Me Sa...

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES   You can send funny SMS message to your friends from latest 2020 funny SMS. You can also submit your  Funny SMS message  that you like to share with wisheslover largest collection of Funny SMS messages that you can pick and share online. Access list of funny SMS text messages of 2020, funny SMS Quotes, Wishes, and Greetings in Urdu, and English & Roman Urdu; that you can send to your friend & family members in Pakistan now. # 1 Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend # 2 Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein Teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh   # 3 When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage, Who Is Most Benefited ? ? Boy No ? Girl No ? It's The . . . Mobile Company!   # 4 2 Lovers decided to suicide...! . . ...