FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

 

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# 1

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..

Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.

Tiger could not make out & asked,

“What was that?”

2nd Tiger smiled and said:

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Fast Food…my dear friend

# 2

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein

Teri shakl nazar aati hai,

Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh

 

# 3

When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,

Who Is Most Benefited ?

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Boy

No

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Girl

No

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It's The

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Mobile Company!

 

# 4

2 Lovers decided to suicide...!

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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her

eyes n returned

Home...

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Boy In the Air Opened the

Parachute n Said I

knew that Bitch won't "jump.!

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From that day onwards

people started saying

# Ladies First

 

# 4

Millions of people write Love Letters.

But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.

Just imagine how lucky I am!

Great words Said by,

—DUST BIN—

 

# 5

Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.

 

# 6

Brain Detector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

 

# 7

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”

Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

 

# 8

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

 

# 3286

Kia January, Kia February,

Hum kia karein

November ko, December ko?

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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,

Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!

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For all singles including me….

 

# 9

Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai

Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai

Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai

Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai

 

# 10

1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.

 

# 11

Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.

Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

 

# 12

Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja

 

# 13

1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,

Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

 

# 14

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

 

# 15

Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do

 

# 16

Admi:

Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?

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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad

Bus

Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye

 

# 17

Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K

Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali

Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

 

# 18

Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai,

Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai

 

Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀

 

# 19

Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein..

Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko..

Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K..

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Raat ko light kis kis time jati hai… 😀

 

# 20

Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.

Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

 

# 21

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

 

# 22

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

 

# 23

"Google Maps" Aaj Bhi Hamen Ye Nahi Bata Sakty K,,

"Piyar Hamen Kis Mod Pe Le Aaya.."

 

# 24

Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

 

# 25

Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

Shampoo Aur Lotions Me

Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur

Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,

Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay

Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D

 

# 26

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,

Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar..

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,,

Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D

 

# 27

Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur

Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..

 

# 28

Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka

jis k jawab me hum kahein

Qabool hai

qabool hai

qabool ha

 

# 29

What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?

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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

 

# 30

?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:

1st:

Ye paper konsa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?

2nd:

Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .

 

# 31

Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur

Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..!

 

# 32

Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:

Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..

Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga:

Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??

Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam

Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !

 

# 33

Girl: Do U Like Me??

Boy: No

(Girl Got Sad)

Boy: Why R U Sad?

Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.

Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.

Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??

Boy: No..!

 

# 34

Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??

Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!

 

# 35

Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?

Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,

Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To

Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !

 

# 36

If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.

Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.

Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.

Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.

If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.

Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.

So Don't Get Married,

Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !

 

# 37

Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

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Janab..!

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Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

Gham Bhi Door,

Garmi Bhi Door..!