FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

# 1

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

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PATHAN:

Baloon se maar do:

 

# 2

Syllabus Of 1998..

A For APPLE..

B For BALL..

C For CAT..

D For DOG..

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Syllabus Of 2018..

A For AATA..

B For BIJLI..

C For CHEENI..

& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D

 

# 3

Machar marnay ka tareqa!

Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.

 

# 4

SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

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PATHAN:

Jootay se maar do:)

 

# 5

Machar marnay ka tareqa!

Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.

 

# 6

Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.

 

# 7

Maine ek chote bache se pocha

Kon se school mein jaate ho?

Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai

 

# 8

Apni DP dekhain

Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain

Ab Faisla karein

Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

 

# 9

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

 

# 10

All The Electrons Were Having Party.

Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

 

# 11

Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha K

Subha Office Kese Jaun..??

Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D

 

# 12

Apni DP dekhain

Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain

Ab Faisla karein

Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

 

# 13

Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K

Tum Uski Ebadat Kero..

Namaz Parho,,

Rozay Rakho..

Quran Parho..

Uska Zikr Kero..

Deeni Kitaben Parho..

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Per Tum,

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SMS Parh Rahy Ho..

Sharam Kero.. :-D

 

# 14

All The Electrons Were Having Party.

Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

 

# 15

Is Garmi Me

Subha Ka Nikla Hua

Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To

Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke

"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen.. :-D

 

# 16

Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai.. :-0

 

# 17

Bacha Maa Se:

Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.

Maa Khush Ho Ker:

Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?

Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny

Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao

Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D

 

# 18

Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:

"Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"

Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,

Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D

 

# 19

Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To

Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi

Horror Movie Dekh Len..

Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai

Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga

Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D

 

# 20

Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..

Us Ki Bivi Ny Kaha:

"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.

Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.

Bivi Boli: Sirf Ek..??

Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha